Sunday, August 28, 2016

First World Problems


No First World Problems Number Of Words Total Letters First Word Letters
1 Ad Breaks During TV Movies 5 22 2
2 ATM is too Far Away 5 15 3
3 Bad Cell Phone Reception 4 21 3
4 Bad Hair Day 3 10 3
5 Batteries Not Included 3 20 9
6 Battery Low 2 10 7
7 Bikini Tan Line 3 13 6
8 Carpark Full 2 11 7
9 Chipped My Nails 3 14 7
10 Cold Leather Car Seats in Winter 6 27 4
11 Hair Sticking to Lipgloss 4 22 4
12 Have Cereal But No Milk 5 19 4
13 Have Too Much Loose Change 5 22 4
14 Hot Water Takes Time To Get Hot 7 25 3
15 House Too Big 3 11 5
16 Hungry but Already Brushed Teeth 5 28 6
17 Forgot To Take The Bin Out 6 21 6
18 Incorrect Username and Password Combination 5 39 9
19 Keyboard is Dirty 3 15 8
20 Line Is Too Long 4 13 4
21 Lost Internet Connection 3 22 4
22 No Paper In Tray 4 13 2
23 Misplaced Phone. It's on Silent 5 25 9
24 Missed Bus Because it Came Early 6 27 6
25 Mouldy Food in My Bag 5 17 6
26 My Bottle Leaked in My Bag 6 21 2
27 My Brie is to Hard 5 14 2
28 My Clothes Shrank in the Wash 6 24 2
29 No Internet While on Holiday 5 24 2
30 No One Liked My Post 5 16 2
31 No Plug Next To Bed 5 15 2
32 No Seat On the Train 5 16 2
33 No Toilet Paper in Public Bathroom 6 29 2
34 Not Enough Dip For My Chips 6 22 3
35 Only Full Fat Milk Left in Store 7 26 4
36 Only Leftovers in the Fridge 5 24 4
37 Out of Stock 3 10 3
38 Parcel Left At the Post Office 6 25 6
39 People Not Putting Spoiler Alerts 5 29 6
40 People Talking in Movies 4 21 6
41 Phone Autocorrect 2 16 5
42 Power Cable Too Short 4 18 5
43 Screen Protector Air Bubbles 4 25 6
44 Shoe Store Doesn't Carry Half Sizes 6 29 4
45 To Be Continued 3 13 2
46 Tomorrow is Monday 3 16 8
47 Too Many Clothes 3 14 3
48 TV Commercials 2 13 2
49 You Have To Pay a Transaction Fee 7 27 3
50 Update Phone. Lost All Contacts 5 26 6
51 Cut Myself Shaving 3 16 3
52 Cash Only 2 8 4
53 Dead Pixel On TV Screen 5 19 4
54 Feet Hurt From Shopping All Day 6 26 4
55 No Personal Trainer Work Out Alone 6 29 2
56 It's Monday 2 9 3
57 Hair Clogged Up The Drain 5 21 4
58 Too Much Money, Can't Close Wallet 6 27 3
59 Can't Find My Other Sock 5 19 4
60 She Is Wearing The Same Dress As Me 8 28 3
61 Cutting Onions Is Making Me Cry 6 26 7
62 Sand Blew Onto My Beach Towel 6 24 4
63 Popcorn Stuck In Teeth 4 19 7
64 All My Pens Just Died 5 17 3
65 Neighbor Blocked Their WIFI 4 24 8
66 That Has Too Many Calories 5 22 4
67 Annoying Group Texts 3 18 8
68 Memory Full 2 10 6
69 Lost Weight And Clothes Don't Fit 6 27 4
70 Lawnmowers Woke Me Up 4 18 10
71 Cracked My Cell Phone Screen 5 24 7
72 Forgot What I Was Going To Google 7 27 6
73 They Got My Coffee Order Wrong 6 25 4
74 Left My Headlights On 4 18 4
75 Garbage Can Is Too Full 5 19 7
76 Escalator is Broken, I Have to Walk 7 28 9
77 Forgot Where I Parked The Car 6 24 6
78 Facebook Changed Again 3 20 8
79 Dorne 1 5 5
80 Forgot My Password Again 4 21 6
81 There's Nothing On TV 4 17 6
82 No Toilet Paper in Public Restroom 6 29 2
83 No Time For Breakfast 4 18 2
84 Deciding What To Eat For Lunch 6 25 8
85 My Brie is Too Hard 5 15 2
86 Tangled Earphones 2 16 7
87 Power Cable Is Too Short 5 20 5
88 Warm Salad Plate 3 14 4
89 No Whole Wheat Crust For Pizza 6 25 2
90 No Substitutions 2 15 2
91 Just Washed My Car And It Rained 7 26 4
92 No Personal Trainer, Work Out Alone 6 29 2
93 Paper Cuts 2 9 5

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